Someone's gotta start cleaning up the mess. Might as well be me.

[So wrong. Really, Yugash. Matt can't thank you enough.]

Not sure how many of you remember Handsome Lannister, but he once said I was a thorn in the golden arse of this fair city. Translation? I'm not going anywhere. I've also been on the Task Force since the first serial killer, ( Read more... )

You know what that place was missing? Two hundred clowns with butcher knives piling out of a Volkswagon. Why do we get all the freaky shit?

Locked to the Task ForceHey, anyone know the ammo situation? I'm running kind of low ( Read more... )

I don't normally play "Welcome Wagon." Hardly seems worth the effort when the faces around this place practically chance on a fuckin' daily basis. But I'll make an exception this time, because a couple of you newcomers are specialDon't show up and start making life harder for the people who make my life easier. If I have to post a fuckin' list, I ( Read more... )

((The video shows Matt sitting at a table, an open bottle of beer in front of him and a gloved finger flipping the cap over and over again. He doesn't appear to be on any roof, so apparently everything's been returned to Thorn. But he'll be working on getting his high scores back on Donkey Kong for awhile. His goggles are on top of his head, ( Read more... )

Fuck.

Mello. Hope you're still in the mood to shoot something.

-Locked to Task Force-

Orders? Kinda in a hurry here.

Ears and tail were gone when I woke up this morning. You know, dog biscuits really aren't that bad with the right condiments.

Ada...sorry about chasing you up the tree.

Yeah, I'm not sorry. Anyone who thinks the view from the top of the Himalayas is great should take a peek under that dress. There's your Shangri-La.

So. What's my orders? Firing

((His voice comes out slurred and monotone.))

Braaiiinnns.

Paaaantiiieees.

-Locked to Task Force, leaked to Mello-

I got a sample of that blackwater piss if anyone wants it.

((It sounds like a rough morning for the redhead.))

Ugh...exactly what was in those bottles? And how many did we polish off.

So. Task Force. What do I do to get in? Drink raw eggs? Let everyone paddle me?

...Really wish I hadn't mentioned eggs.